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The text below was published on the PlayStation Blog.
Attention, Helldivers! The Research and Development team at the Ministry of Defense has released the following information for immediate dissemination.
You’ve been authorized to field-test a new series of experimental weapons utilizing alien-derived technologies. The R&D scientists have completed the premium Control Group* Warbond for deployment on your Super Destroyer!
Weapons & Stratagems
First in the primary weapons category is the VG-70 Variable – a seven-barreled weapon firing salvos in three distinct modes: Automatic with three selectable RPM settings; Burst firing one shot per barrel simultaneously; and Total, discharging all remaining ammunition at once. Researchers note that using Total fire mode with excessive ammo may have adverse effects on the operator.
The new G-31 Arc Grenade also requires field testing. This lightweight grenade bounces while emitting electrical discharges that affect nearby enemies (and Helldivers).
Next revealed is the PLAS-45 Epoch support weapon, which concentrates plasma into a sphere before firing. While battle-ready, additional research data suggests it may explode if overcharged. No safety protocols exist – but we’re confident you’ll handle it, Helldiver. That’s what field testing is for!
The A/LAS-98 Laser Sentry represents our next offensive technology. Standard sentry ammo drums have been replaced with massive heat sinks, enabling potential infinite laser fire. However, R&D reminds users that continuous operation without cooling may cause overheating and explosions.
Perhaps the most significant development is the LIFT-182 Hyperpack Stratagem. Using Dark Fluid energy, it generates (mostly) stable on-demand wormholes. Users can teleport short distances with no cooldown between jumps – effectively being pulled into the singularity, dematerialized, then rematerialized elsewhere.
R&D leadership notes the dematerialization process might be “mildly uncomfortable,” and that wormhole integrity degrades with each jump. Complete singularity collapse could prove fatal – a small price for ultra-convenient mobility!
Armor & More
Proper testing requires safety protocols! The Control Group includes two new armor sets: The medium AD-26 Superfluid offers balanced protection and mobility. For high-risk experiments, the heavy AD-49 Apollonian provides enhanced durability.
Both feature sleek designs with matching Triumph Over Machinery and Genius Conductor capes, plus a new passive ability: Adrenodefibrillator! This system detects fatal damage-induced unconsciousness, reviving users to full health. Note: The single-use system triggers continuous health drain post-activation.
New player cards complement the capes, along with a Protect Eardrums emote for hearing safety. Remember: Covering ears is the best defense against noise-induced hearing loss!
Finally, major scientific breakthroughs demand recognition. Participants will receive the Exemplary Test Subject title to showcase their contribution to advanced weapons development.
You’ve been recruited for the Control Group, Helldivers. Report to R&D for field testing on July 17!
*Requires base game purchase. Unlock via Super Credits and gameplay progression.